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Passed Out, With a Sex Toy in His Lap

An Avon homeowner found more than just a passed out man in the driveway.

 

From this week’s Avon police blotters:

A Stoney Ridge Road resident found an unexpected visitor in her driveway Sept. 9 in the form of a passed out man in a white BMW. The homeowner did not know who the man was, but told police the car’s engine was still running. According to police logs, the man had a “sexual device” in his lap.

The BMW was partially in the home’s open garage, preventing the homeowner from being able to close the garage door.

Police responded and noted fresh damage to the car, including a scuff marks on the passenger side window and a mirror knocked off the car.

The passed-out man was transported to EMH's Avon Emergency Care Center.

He was eventually charged with a CCW (concealed carry weapon) violation after police found he had a firearm in the car.

Related Topics: Avon, Police, blotters, and sex toy

Amanda Miller

2:39 pm on Thursday, September 13, 2012

What happens in Avon, evidently doesn't stay in Avon lol

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Lori E. Switaj

3:04 pm on Thursday, September 13, 2012

It's just another reason not to drink and drive. :)

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Kimber Malloy

3:41 pm on Thursday, September 13, 2012

And people call me the B word when i say most if not ALL guys are " fill in blank". And the guy had a gun? Maybe he was going to cull deer huh?

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David Brunner

6:55 pm on Thursday, September 13, 2012

Well he was going to do something to the deer!

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Johnny V.

5:19 pm on Friday, September 14, 2012

I see nowhere in this story ANYTHING about drinking Lori, sure , the guy is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but........

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