Passed Out, With a Sex Toy in His Lap

From this week’s blotters:

A Stoney Ridge Road resident found an unexpected visitor in her driveway Sept. 9 in the form of a passed out man in a white BMW. The homeowner did not know who the man was, but told police the car’s engine was still running. According to police logs, the man had a “sexual device” in his lap.

The BMW was partially in the home’s open garage, preventing the homeowner from being able to close the garage door.

Police responded and noted fresh damage to the car, including a scuff marks on the passenger side window and a mirror knocked off the car.

The passed-out man was transported to EMH's

He was eventually charged with a CCW (concealed carry weapon) violation after police found he had a firearm in the car.