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Cheesy Pickup Lines

Friday, February 10, 2012

Use These Cheesy Pickup Lines on Valentine's Day

Want to get that girl or guy who's always on your mind? Use these lines that will melt their heart, or at least make them laugh.

Everyone has at one point in their life used a dumb line on someone else, or had someone try one on them; or at least seriously contemplated using one, if they didn't have the nerve to do it. So to help you out on this coming Valentine's Day we created a list of lines that are cute, funny, or downright wrong. Disclaimer: Patch is not responsible for any laughs or slaps that result from using these lines. The Good The Bad The Ugly What's your favorite line to use or the best one somebody used on you? Tell us in the comments! (Please, keep it clean, we'll be watching).

Twowheel.

10:17 am on Saturday, February 2, 2013

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