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On the Blog Post The dinner table
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On the Blog Post The Deer Issue: Council--get 'er done, please!
Bard
5:12 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
ReplyIf I'm cruising down the road listening to Lee Greenwood or Billy Ray Cyrus, I don't want to have to worry about hitting a deer. Also, if I'm listening to a Larry the Cable Guy book on tape, same thing, these deer just support big government.
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On the Blog Post It's The Government's Fault I'm Fat!
Bard
10:50 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
ReplyI just put a Don't Tread On Me sticker on my Buick Skylark to tell the government that if I want to eat a bucket of icing everyday, then I will. I'm going to smoke 4 packs a day to prove that there is no link between smoking and lung cancer too.
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On the Blog Post The Deer Issue: Council--get 'er done, please!
Bard
10:44 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
ReplyI worry everyday about the deer overpopulating America. What if they try to get the right to vote? We need stronger voter ID laws to prevent the deer from electing all those liberal environmentalists!! The deer have to stop wasting our tax dollars and get jobs.
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On the Blog Post The dinner table
Bard
10:33 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
ReplyI worry everyday that those deer and other animals such as squirrels and turtles are going to try to take the right to home school our children away. We should teach them how to read the Bible.
Bard
5:32 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Oh no the Boss has been brainwashed!!!! Reading his song lyrics clearly show his love for all things Republican. Maybe if he watches Fox News or listens to Joel Osteen, we can save him. At least he isn't like those commie Beatles. Back in the USSR!! That song should be banned!! I just thought of something scary, what if the liberal media brainwash Tom Selleck? Oh the humanity!