Editor Lori E. Switaj email@example.com
3:18 pm on Tuesday, February 19, 2013
If and when God doesn't want deer impacting your life lady he will make them all barren so until then suck it up and realize that God obviously has no problem with their proliferation or your trivial inconvenience!
And BTW Gen 1:28 reads "And God blessed them. And God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth.”
It says nothing about wiping them off the face of the earth b/c they are "inconvenient" to your excessive, glutenous lifestyle. And since you are quoting the Old Testament, I hope you don't eat shellfish incl shrimp crab & lobster otherwise I'd like to remind you of Leviticus 11: 9-12....
2:41 pm on Tuesday, February 19, 2013
The "government" doesn't let deer or any other animal proliferate..... GOD DOES!
Unless you think the government has secret deer impregnation facilities, they procreate based upon his plan.
2:37 pm on Tuesday, February 19, 2013
The "government" doesn't let deer proliferate..... God does! Unless you seem to think that the government has a secret deer impregnation facilities?!?!
2:30 pm on Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Satire my left foot! Yeah it became "satire" after everyone started laughing!!!!
1:26 pm on Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Q: Why did the deer cross the road?
A: Duh... So he could sit down at his little deer dinner table with his deer family for freshly chopped greens & vegetables!
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