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7:52 am on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
One time I tripped and fell in a mud puddle. People pointed and laughed at me, mocking and ridiculing me.
Scrambling to save face, I said that I was merely satirizing those who trip and fall in mud puddles.
Nobody believed me. They knew I was lying.
The end.