Editor Lori E. Switaj firstname.lastname@example.org
1:39 pm on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Good thinking! Everyone knows the Black Panthers take off on Saturday. But they also don't celebrate Christmas. I think we should vote on Christmas, since there's no wiggle room there. And no Black Panthers. So we could still go to the mall on Saturday. Plus those lazy government workers don't get paid on Christmas, so they might as well vote then. Maybe we could all get stickers in exchange for sharing our photos IDs and social security numbers with the poll workers. Instead of saying I OHIO VOTING, they could say I CHRISTMAS VOTING. Whaddya say?
8:32 am on Monday, February 25, 2013
I hate back alleys too. All those abortions and deer and campaigning golfers... can't you hear me screaming?
8:43 pm on Thursday, February 21, 2013
Drinks are on Mr. Sam tonight (well, maybe just one)
1:55 pm on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
That's quite a family in the photo... I can't even see the table for all the chairs and people. And you know what else? No deer. Not a single one! Mission accomplished, humans!
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